I used to do a group ride in Hamburgh on Tuesday nights from behind Coyote Cafe next to a collections company. There was always a good amount of girls outside on break, I would get nothing done working around them.
QFT
Thankfully they dont work right next to me or I would just sit there and stare.
I use the collections floor bathroom as my sanctuary to drop deuces because it’s 99% female and the few guys on it look like wastes of life so I would never be suspected. Good eye candy too, I usually take a lap to do some scouting.
HR is good for that too.
hmm, yeah, maybe i can even wipe with one of their gay fucking policy handbooks. They revised the travel & entertainment expense policy today right before I finally get to expense dinner Friday. I just had to cancel my reservation at chophouse :mad:
+karma for you.
+1
I love rants
I almost crashed my car on Chippewa when an AMAZING looking girl came out of M&T building. I have seen alot of good looking girls coming out of that building. I would LOVE to work there just for the eye candy but the pay offered was CRAP when I interviewed there.
yeah… read it off like a telegram
We have a lot of collections companies as our customers in the area and very few have any cute girls. most seem to be city types that bus in and bus out and always are outside smoking. Very few places I see decent looking girls doing that.
Sucks.
Ours is pretty strict on travel, but other expenses seem pretty liberal.
I wouldnt know though, I haven’t been able to travel yet 
On the note of crotchity old ladies that work at offices. The other variation on this is the 300 pound+ fatty, who constantly bitches about her fucking broke ass. While she sits on her fat ass doing nothing except bitching that they don’t pay enough.
Or at least enough to make sure she can continue to pay to stuff her fat-ass with fast food everyday, smoke 5 packs everyday, while making a $600 a month payment on some econo box because she sucks at finances. Then going into the blah, blah, blah kids cost tons but god is my condom yeaahhhhh buddy. Then 9 months later another kid take a casual stroll out of her chasm of a crotch that is under 13 layers of fat, hohos, and cigarette ashes. But it’s not like you could tell she was pregnant anyways unless she tells you. Which she does, every gory detail.
Just so she can bitch about how she puts forth minimal effort, whines anytime there is a change no matter how little, and has worked the same position for 7+ years. Expecting to get promoted without submitting a single application, or form in an attempt to do so because her fat fingers have a candy bar stuck to them and keep getting wedged between the keys and her gut. As she tries to pry their overweight ass out of the seat claiming the weight is a disorder and not a result of eating fast food in vast quantities twice a day, when it’s time to leave at the end of the day.
i love you fuzzy
fucker, that link was blocked by work and flagged as tasteless :ohnoes:
I know. I’ll decide my own tastes, thank you very much.
LOL BEST PART
Type it into www.hidemyass.com and chances are you can get around your works web filter.
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God I hate when women bitch about their kids.
I work with a lady (mind you, I work on the rez…) whose son just got out of rehab, and she went into the bathroom and he was sitting on the toilet, with the fan on, smoking a bowl. He has stolen money from her. He stole her van. He ran up her cell phone bill. He’s had about 256 jobs in the past 6 months. And he dates these nasty fat girls. And she still won’t kick him out. He’s going to be 21 soon. Sometimes she’ll cry about it, and I want to be like “YOU’RE THE PARENT, DUMBASS. DO SOMETHING.” She’ll buy him cigarettes and give him money for this and that, and wonder why he doesn’t keep a job. Ugh. I could go on and on. Now I feel like ranting.
Good rant EJ.