OMG HI!!!!!

Jam · June 28, 2005, 7:42pm

Hi my name’s jam and i have a 94 jetta vr6 and i deliver pizzas. i’m mostly on ditb.com, but i was on that “other site” for a while and there are some pretty large choncers on there sooo… ya.

RuBiCaNT · June 28, 2005, 7:44pm

WTF is a choncer?

SkunkApe · June 28, 2005, 7:47pm

BWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA…i could see u getting all mad asking that…

made me laugh loud at work

Tracid · June 28, 2005, 7:54pm

hello, welcome to tha boards!

turbosilly · June 28, 2005, 7:57pm

jam i am!! whats up dude. heard you are sick?

RuBiCaNT · June 28, 2005, 8:32pm

Shaddup fruity-ass… :shoot:

kingsario · June 28, 2005, 8:36pm

OMG HI!!!

Jam · June 28, 2005, 8:43pm

ya sick as a dog right now…i think i got the flu. btw, a “choncer” can be described as this guy. http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=7416807&Mytoken=20050628053831

Pop that collar y0!!

SkunkApe · June 28, 2005, 8:48pm

oh shut up bitch…

Zer0DazE · June 29, 2005, 4:48am

define or face a 3 day ban

Jagermeister · June 29, 2005, 5:06am

Did you guys know that he has the only 94 “Wolfsburg” Jetta in the USA?

Of course I call B.S. until I see some proof. Bitch.:bsflag:

zwarbyt · June 29, 2005, 5:08am

CHAUNCER… hold on i’ll get teh link…

here:

my buddy JV:

Do you know the character on the simpsons that marge went to the prom with instead
of homer,in the “way we was” episode…anyways I was watching the TV on CNN and they
were replaying a debate over the ending of the Vietnam war,It was between Kerry(
who was then a leader of Veterans against the War organization) and some dickey
south character who believed the US belonged there,anyways,John Kerry is a 80%
match of that high school debating know it all on the simpsons,he talked slow,
smooth, and condescending,whetther he was ethically right or wrong was beseides the
point , but he reaked of politician shit bagsat the tender age of 28… He was a true
“Chauncer”- this is a word I might have invented but I heard it used before in lude
bar conversation.
What is a chauncer? I’ll tell you…
Chauncers are the fuckers that you hate and it bothers you to spend so much of your
precious hate on them that should be saved for telemarketers, bitches, and the DMV.
(yes I hate bitches) A modern day chauncer is easy to spot because of the way they
dress.
A chauncer is a straight fag because, A chauncer distinguishes between the clothes
that they work in, and go out to the bar to chum for bitches in,they often dress up
in sparkley shirts with buttons and pointy collars, they wear necklaces that are
tight like a choker, there jeans are worn in and it’s not from construction
work,some 12 year old girl in laos with 7 fingers pours a toxic solution onto the
denim so that it fades in the obvious places, they will wear leather shoes often
with heals or fag sneakers,fag sneakers are shoes that are common to the New York
metropolitan area,they have a squared off toe and a half sneaker half dress shoe
apearance,chauncers outside of new york don’t realize that this is what gay dudes
where in the city…I am now going to stop talking about fashion now before I go
tootsie.
Chauncers hang out in groups of two to five and will try to out do eachother in the
bar,If you are talking to a bu nch of bitches at the bar that you already know and
are’nt into a chauncer will aproach and try to make themselves involved in a joke or
same something they find funny to spark the bitches attention… At this point it is
key to make the chauncer the joke by simply saying something like…" Are you trying
to be funny, that joke was wack", you don’t have to be creative,just blunt,…and
there inabillity to be creative will rise to the surface signaling there defeat in a
tactic that only works on Blood alcohol level .16 and higher bitches.
John Kerry is a chauncer.
Macman was a chauncer.
the guys you thought were fucks when you were younger are now chauncers
Bush is not a chauncer,he is a mentally ill soul who is on masquerade as a rich
cowboy who loves his flag and was pressured by his family into politics, had he been
born on the other side of the tracks he might run a porn shop, or sell gaskets to
dick pumps.- I don’t think this is far fetched
Joe millionare is a chauncer
your mom is not a chauncer, though your dad might have been one when he was
younger,I don’t know
mike H. and Jeff Ames are chauncers (maybe they’ll post something now)
Disclaimer: I already know this post has no coherent point to be made and is all
over the place bbut i enjoyed writing it…beeyotch)
JV
NUF sed

zwarbyt · June 29, 2005, 5:13am

also can be used as:

Chauncer, Chauncy, Chaunce-Dey-Lee-Once

used in a sentance:

Look at the chauncer in the pink polo hitting on that fat chick

or:

nice popped collar chauncy

newman · June 29, 2005, 5:30am

lol. I live with this guy. He’s no chauncer.

zwarbyt · June 29, 2005, 5:32am

i know i am mearly giving the definition to those not inclined

newman · June 29, 2005, 5:33am

i know. i was just giving a personal testemonial.

zwarbyt · June 29, 2005, 5:37am

the dude in the myspace link = straight up chaunce

RuBiCaNT · June 29, 2005, 6:37am

Newman you are a fucking chauncer…

newman · June 29, 2005, 6:38am

you know what?

yeah…

Xander · June 29, 2005, 6:53am

Sup FOO!!! :beer2:

X…