LOL!@ mt.dew birthcontrol. So they want to buy a trailer? Some of those double wides are pretty nice. Just saying.
water, you mean the stuff thats in the toilet?
And now they’re reproducing… :eekdance:
Probably the soon-to-be wife of that dude who accidentally 3 girls last month…
Hahaha, wow.
n00dz
ahaha sounds like the people i talk to on the phone all day. i just got off a call where the lady plugged her phone line from her telephone to her computer without going to the wall. shes wondering why she doesn’t have a dial tone on either of the 2.
ZING
hahahah thats great
pics of said girl?
Brawndo, but yes… 
one word…
owned
well now we know how svt got one of his girls preggo
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK WHEN ALL UR BOWLS SAY “COOL WHIP” ON THE SIDE
haha. im 20 with all my teef 
ooh those are nice, mine say Country Crock on them, have matching set.
wholly fuck i just spit my miniwheats on my keyboard… fucking funny.
I was walking into a small town court in ENY for traffic court and I saw a girl no older than 20, no earlier than 8 months preggo…i’m talkin BIG bun in the oven, smodgin on a cig right outside the court door. I did a fucking triple take.
“Is she preggo?..no waiii…yea…maybe not…well yeah kinda…nooo wayyy… OMG yeah…wtf??!”
oh and her fat fuck BF was slammin a dew! lol no joke.
They exist.
I think the count is like 5 girls that I know of had kids in or very shortly after Senior year…nothing like ruining a life then a kid.
When I worked at West Herr, one of the assistants who was in her 20’s was pregnant. She would constantly be outside smoking the whole time. Once she conned me into bringing her vehicle up to the front for her- an old conversion van with a nasty interior, cig butts all over the floor and such. Stupid trashy bitch.