<3 summer
in for pics
+1 rep champ
:thumbup there can never be enough.
who is that one? holy shit man i jizz in my fucking trousers everytime i see her.
i love bouncy femal runners in spandex. i nearly crashed many times ogling those.
See with me it’s the opposite. When i’m driving down the road, the cute girls are the ones staring at ME not the other way around. I’m just afraid for them because one day they could run into a multitude of things, like a sign post or telephone pole. One once ran right into a park bench, to say the least, it didn’t look very pleasant…
two things: one, Adam, I love that confidence and two did you walk up to her and help her, get her number and such?
No. She ended up headbutting a homeless man when she hit the bench. So I immediately jumped out, threw her off the bench and helped the homeless man to his feet. She was so intrigued by my morals and outstanding above average humanitarian ideology that she practically begged me to call her. Offered me sex, money, everything. I eventually gave in but only after striking a deal to have sex with her, her mom(hot), and her twin sister, all at the same time.
Wait, you lost me. Why are they staring at you?
cuz hes a sexy man whore? DUHHHH nicole get with the program :lol
Oh, well that makes more sense then. Because it’s sure not the car they’re staring at.
:tongue
No the car actually hinders my good looks by hiding my body from the neck down in the cabin. If they were able to see my whole body, lets say, as if I were on a bike, the bulge alone would make crazy things happen. Mass hysteria maybe, gangrape, etc.
See, I found a way to solve that problem. I tinted my car and I slid my seat all the way back so I’m deep in the shadows, so it doesnt cause mass panic in the female population.
yea if they saw that bulge, or should i say lack there of, they might lolerbate all over ur face. :thumbup
my girlfriend insists on running around latham with hardly any clothes on and likes to tell me how many beeps she gets everytime >.<
ask her to count “SHIFTers” to see how many of us it was that week.
true whore! haha jk…not really :rofl
Okay, now I know you’re just making this up.
You probably look like that Leo kid or something.
hahahaha
I think we are going running tomorrow.
swift i’ll go running with your girl while you stay home and play eq2 lol
jk luv y0u