Pauly's 2001 Red Corvette Z06 Thread

Tony Eveready: Hell yeah!

TE: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Actor #2: Stick your nuts in there, *****.

TE: Spread them ass cheeks.

Actor #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Actor #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Actor #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

TE: Awwww, *****.

Actor #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Actor #3: Awww, *****. Get 'em… get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Actor #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, *****. Spread the cheeks.

TE: He can get 'em in there, I’m trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Actor #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Actor #4: (flabbergasted) My balls too tight for that shit.

Actor #3: Awww… that’s right, bitch.

TE: Shit… first nut’s in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Actor #2: That’s right, bitch!

Actor #4: (flabbergasted again) *****! My balls too tight for that shit, *****.

Actor #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Tone!

Actor #2: Who you talkin’ to, *****?

Actor #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

TE: Awww, yeahhh… Nutsack don’t wanna leave that fuckin’ asshole.

Actor #4: N-Nuts – nutsa – nutsack in the asshole. Let’s see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Actor #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Actor #4: *****, flip the dick — (uncontrollable laughter).

(background remarks)

TE: *****, what - what.

Actor #2: That ***** clownin’!

Actor #3: What, what!

Actor #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy, ain’t it? Mmmhmmm. You’s a nasty girl, ain’t ya.

Actor #4: (dumbstruck) That’s the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background remarks)

Actor #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit *****, what.

TE: (bouncing up and down with an energetic smile) Now, I’m gonna go try this at home! I’m like shit, *****, I’ll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin’ my nuts snug - it won’t even let my nuts out the ass.

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

TE: Motherfuckin’ asshole don’t even wanna let my nuts out… asshole don’t wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin’ DP’d any goddamn day. Look at that, asshole don’t even wanna let my nuts out… yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

Unknown: (possibly white camera man) Pull your dick out, then your nuts.

(some time later, with Eveready still DP’ing Angel)

Alisha Angel: (giggles lightheartedly)

TE: (removes penis, making popping noise with Angel’s vagina)

Actor #4: There’s ya dick.

TE: (removes testicles, making yet another popping noise - this time with Angel’s anus)

Actor #2: AWWWWWWWWWW! (laughter)

TE: BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh!

Actor #4: (surprised) Cool!

(various scattered remarks)

Actor #3: That *****'s nuts was hanging DOWN in her ass!

TE: I told you dat asshole had a tight grip!

Actor #2: OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!

Actor #4: (stupefied by what has transpired) That’s some shit, that’s some shit. That IS some shit. That’s some shit.