Pauly's 2001 Red Corvette Z06 Thread

LOL nice, nah i honestly didnt hear you or see you. And you’re right i got off the curry rd exit and looped back around. I did hear you lay on it quick when i was on the ramp though :lol

FREAK DAT BITCH OUT DEN TONE!!

IMMA TRY DIS AT HOME

ASS DONT WANNA LET MAH NUTS OUT

^ :rofl :rofl :rofl

Tony Eveready: Hell yeah!

TE: You say let her stick my nuts in there like that.

Actor #2: Stick your nuts in there, *****.

TE: Spread them ass cheeks.

Actor #2: Spread your ass cheeks!

Actor #3: Spread your ass cheeks girl, spread 'em up.

Actor #2: Spread them motherfuckers open.

TE: Awwww, *****.

Actor #2: Come on, spread 'em.

Actor #3: Awww, *****. Get 'em… get 'em - spread 'em bitch!

Actor #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, *****. Spread the cheeks.

TE: He can get 'em in there, I’m trying to see if I can get my shit in there now.

Actor #2: Get 'em in there, dawg.

Actor #4: (flabbergasted) My balls too tight for that shit.

Actor #3: Awww… that’s right, bitch.

TE: Shit… first nut’s in there, right nut in that motherfucker.

Actor #2: That’s right, bitch!

Actor #4: (flabbergasted again) *****! My balls too tight for that shit, *****.

Actor #3: Oh man! Freak that bitch out den, Tone!

Actor #2: Who you talkin’ to, *****?

Actor #3: Freak that bitch out then, Tone!

TE: Awww, yeahhh… Nutsack don’t wanna leave that fuckin’ asshole.

Actor #4: N-Nuts – nutsa – nutsack in the asshole. Let’s see if you can flip the dick now. Flip the dick down the pussy!

Actor #2: Ohhh, clown on her.

Actor #4: *****, flip the dick — (uncontrollable laughter).

(background remarks)

TE: *****, what - what.

Actor #2: That ***** clownin’!

Actor #3: What, what!

Actor #2: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy, ain’t it? Mmmhmmm. You’s a nasty girl, ain’t ya.

Actor #4: (dumbstruck) That’s the first time I ever seen that shit like that.

(background remarks)

Actor #4: Nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy. Aww shit *****, what.

TE: (bouncing up and down with an energetic smile) Now, I’m gonna go try this at home! I’m like shit, *****, I’ll sit there and do this at home. That asshole tight, keepin’ my nuts snug - it won’t even let my nuts out the ass.

Actor #2: How you like that, how you like that?

Actor #3: (despondently) Fuck you, bitch.

TE: Motherfuckin’ asshole don’t even wanna let my nuts out… asshole don’t wanna let my nuts out!

Actor #4: Now you gotta DP!

(background chatter)

TE: You gettin’ DP’d any goddamn day. Look at that, asshole don’t even wanna let my nuts out… yeeeeaaah. (panting heavily) God dammit, mmhmmm. You nasty ass bitch.

Actor #4: Mmmm.

Unknown: (possibly white camera man) Pull your dick out, then your nuts.

(some time later, with Eveready still DP’ing Angel)

Alisha Angel: (giggles lightheartedly)

TE: (removes penis, making popping noise with Angel’s vagina)

Actor #4: There’s ya dick.

TE: (removes testicles, making yet another popping noise - this time with Angel’s anus)

Actor #2: AWWWWWWWWWW! (laughter)

TE: BOOYAH! Mmmmmmmmnnnnnh!

Actor #4: (surprised) Cool!

(various scattered remarks)

Actor #3: That *****'s nuts was hanging DOWN in her ass!

TE: I told you dat asshole had a tight grip!

Actor #2: OOOOOOOOEEEEEE dawg!

Actor #4: (stupefied by what has transpired) That’s some shit, that’s some shit. That IS some shit. That’s some shit.

+infinite rep.

See off topic, new thread

LMFAO :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Actor #2: (encouragingly) Relax your ass, *****. Spread the cheeks.

hahahahahhahhahhaaaaa

+rep. loling my ass off just reading it. That video should be a sticky in the vids section.

Fixed

Man that vid is hella old. Has to be like 01 status.

And it’s STILL the best porn clip on the internet, period.

still hilarious

I want to see 94GT bounce up and down on Paulys ass with an energetic smile.

UMMMM WHAT?:wierd

Please dont even joke about that, that means 94gt would have to leave deadbeat, because i dont share.

Understood.

:rofl

turbo Travis…You’re a dick:lol

I didnt see you there yesterday. I got there wicked late and left around 9.

Pauly, I think I may have seen your Z06 cruising up the north way today around 7:15 ish, if it was your car it’s looking good, Blacked out Tail Lights lookin nice!