Philadelphia, PA: where to go to get rowdy?

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My friend from high school wants to have his bachelor party in Philly, because it is equally inconvenient for all parties involved. He lives in Potsdam, and half the wedding party is from N.C., S.C. …

Anyways what is the 30 over crowd part of town, what is the crack rock part of town, and most importantly what is the cougar life part of town. If there was a Paddy’s Pub we’d all be at home because we grew up in hole in the walls. Probably at some point in the weekend boobies will need to be ogled.

I’m trying to get everyone to go May 16-18 so we can hit up the Mastodon / Gojira concert on the 17th at the Electric Factory.

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Electric+Factory,+North+7th+Street,+Philadelphia,+PA&hl=en&ll=39.958109,-75.155969&spn=0.02125,0.038581&sll=39.959951,-75.156355&sspn=0.042499,0.077162&geocode=Ca20vkxCdTj8Fc-fYQIdcxeF-ynrS7XU2LfGiTHBWD6M2BT1iQ&oq=electric+Philadelphia,+PA&t=h&z=15&iwloc=A

So what would be a good place to stay that would be a “good” part of town and stumbling distance of above entertainment requirements.

Already put a $40 deposit with some dame named Shaqueefwa on backpages. I was going to get two girls but she said there is enough of her to go around. Maybe she could be our dedicated Sherpa.

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Fish town has many interesting things.

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Let me do the math and calculations and I’ll get back to you.

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:clap:

Rule of thumb for Philly strip clubs, BYOB = full nude, bar on site = topless.

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Well done. I have nothing else to add here…