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West Seneca west High School
A number of bars. Runs in the family.
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Got kicked out of Carlisle Ford Show about ten years back for jumping a velvet rope to get a closer look at one of the cars.
^^lol. Jesus. How’d you hide your boner.
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My brother and I were looking at the fucking odometer of a thunderbird actually.
almost every go-kart track I’ve been to… I can’t remember one time that I actually was allowed to finish a race at Darien Lake.
couple random bars for being an asshole
Middle School - 1996
lol
I got kicked out of a bar within 20 seconds of being in there for doing nothing. A guy walked up and grabbed me by the throat. I never saw the guy before. I knocked his arm away and then the bouncer grabbed me and pulled me outside. To this day I still have no idea what the hell it was all about. Fucker wouldn’t even give me my cover charge back.
I think it was a conspiracy. Bouncer was probably pocketing the cover.
I got kicked out of frontier highschool in 06’ for telling matt gregoire (tech teacher) to go shove a C02 car up his girlfriends snatch… AFTER he told me to go in the back room and “fool around with it”
Dafuq school systems!?
I got kicked out of Canada but not for dwi related actions. Got super smashed on my 19th birthday, decided to walk to the casino with my buddy, handed security my license and strolled in without waiting, and decided to black out and throw up everywhere in the lobby. To this day I don’t know how I got this lucky, but instead of doing something rational like calling the police, they sent me all the way home in a cab on their dime. I woke up with all my money in my wallet, but never got my license back, so I had to go the the DMV and get a new one for $10. Not a bad way to spend ten bucks.
I’ve been kicked out of several other bars/clubs because of my stupid friends or myself every now and then, but I will never beat a free ride home from Canada in a cab, that had to be at least a $100 ride.
Just remembered two more. Got the boot from Alleghany State park and Zoar valley for underage drinking back in the day. Alleghany was actually more for destroying old unused cabins on the side of a cliff. Park police caught me and a friend ripping doors off and taking them back to the fire pit. I was 21, but no one else was. Just lucky I didn’t get arrested for supplying the booze, or for the vandalism.
Zoar we were with a large group and apparently were too loud so the sheriffs showed up and were IDing everyone. Definitely got cited that time.
Bar/show in houston, was in a push pit and found a folding chair… I was pretty drunk. Bouncer walked over, I was barely upright and able to stand and eye contact was enough with his arms crossed and he walked me out. He did let me buy a beer to wait with outside omw though since I cooperated.
I got kicked out of high school for giving some kid food to do the shuffle truffle.
Then kicked out for mygiving someone 3rd degree burns on thier hand.
-Wegmans 3-4 years ago. Went in there and told my gf at the time she’s a fucking slampig/hooker/whore/etc. She didn’t like it very much.
-Aj’s Go Karts for moving slow people out of the way. I paid to race not to play cat and mouse with grandma on the track.
-I’m sure some stupid shitty bar but can’t think of an exact scenario that happened.
Honda-tech. Eh…
I’m sure thats not the most they’ve had to expense before
AOL and Netzero
AOL: When I was 11 I found a way to kick people off by sending bogus data strings to users and crashing their program. Early buffer overflow attacks pretty much.
Netzero: When their first client was out, I sniffed the traffic and found the usernames/passwords were in plain text which allowed you to use their free Internet without having to have the annoying ad bar. They caught on and told me to not return to their service
Some bar in Springfield, MA on my 21st Birthday. Bouncers just picked me up and tossed me outside. The said I was sleeping at the bar. That sucked because I was there with some friends and really had no idea where the hell I was.
Some bar in Northampton MA, one of my friends got in a fight over some guy complimenting my wife.
Sabrefans.com for being reasonable.