haha i remember that
The NYSpeed “bowling team” got booted. We all got letters in the mail from some Bowling association of america, banned for 7 years. I am going to blame the beer on that one, and Zerodaze…
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Bouncer outside of Average Joes saw my road beers before I got out of the car and dint want to let my friends and I in(we were celebrating a birthday). I called his manager from outside the bar right in front of his face and gave him the “Were here with 20 people, we come all the time, it would suck for you guys to loose this much business over an arrogant bartender yada yada yada.” Manager comes out, has an animated whisper convo with the bouncer who then begrudgingly lets us in.
Later that night my friend whos birthday it was spewed all over the pool table… Needless to say, the bouncer took no hesitation to show us the door lmao.
Remember that guy that got out in the middle of the track trying to fight me while his little kid was sitting there watching? what a loser lol.
I remember there was a windows app for netzero that would block the banner ad from appearing. Pretty funny, I used that service for several years without looking at an ad.
Been kicked out fo JP Fitzgeralds in Hamburg and Banned for life from House of Horrors at George Urban and Dick.
Jps is fucking gay as hell, by far the worst bar in hamburg ever. Getting kicked out was doing you a favor and saving you from the shit shows that happen.
I wasn’t there that night, for the record. I know it had something to do with a supersoaker …
yea where i found a super soaker i’ll never know
transit lanes… twice lol
Got the boot from TORO for smoking inside, was shit faced and decided that i needed a Parliament ASAP. The bartendar yelled at me numerous times to put it out, she began spraying me with the water from the gun dispenser thing. Haven’t been back since. Now i just get drunk at Thirsty Buffalo
got kicked out of 2 bars in Erie, PA last night.
first for shot gunning beers with my friend in the middle of the dance floor and chanting “suck our dicks” with 20 of my friends. guess the security don’t like fun.
second bar was for climbing up on the bar and doing rediculous dance moved while knocking drinks everywhere. all these girls were doing it so i figured it would be OK for me to do it too.
then 4 fights broke out in the parking lot later. some white dude called me the N word for some reason. so i told a bunch of black guys he was a racist and screaming the N word at people so they went over and kicked his ass
By any chance do you have a blowout hairdo, wear tapout clothes, or pop your collar?
Absolutely not. I’m a dirty Bmx dude. I was just getting sweet
I just wanna relax and chill with you in the rape room.
My rape room thing went off.
Sas, and Danger know how to party.
Not to toot my own horn, but TOOT TOOT this is true
I dunno dude… Chanting in a group of guys, much less about dick sucking? Dancing on a bar? :poke: If it looks like a douche and acts like a douche…
Frosted tips? Ed Hardy shirt? Jagerbombs? Really clean white sneakers?
hahahahaha oh well. fun was had. felt like way less of a douche than the white dudes yelling the N word and acting like thugs. yolo!