Why when you forget to wipe after taking a crap does your ass itch? What is in poop that itches?
how do u forget to wipe?
I’m shitting right now.
Want pics?
its called Bacteria. get some baby wipes next time.
its your ass hair… shave it. much easier to keep butthole clean
my 5 year old does not even forget to wipe
i love baby wipes :mamoru:
I was sitting there and got playing a game and when I was done, I forgot I pooped and just got up and went about my day.
im thinking scumbag if you dont wipe!
ban
I think you should be more worried about how terrible you smelled the rest of the day around people rather than the itch
well, maybe not. How are we supposed to go pick up chicks together if you have a shitty ass
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I guess if the girl says “I like the cologne you are wearing” its a definite in for a freaky chick.
:lol: funniest thread ever. i hear ya man. its prob when you eat beans or something and you cant digest the whole thing and you get the little seedcoats and skins and shit…thats prob sitting right at the entrance of your butt…I MEAN EXIT… but yea…i hear ya.
I’m about to go drop one right now. cept I never “forget” to wipe you summy bastard lmfao! so I wouldnt know.
That’s just gross…
I hate when i scratch the hole through my pants … and my boxers get shit streaks on them 
thats embarassing when you have a lady friend come over and takes them off all sexy like and gets a view of the highway you made for her.
OMG WTF???
thats why i dont wear light boxers anymore.