Population of Pissburgh has shrunk

And your parent’s hard earned money taught you how to read and write. It’s a vicious cycle.

But relax, I won’t be assigning homework. I will be teaching your kid either Woodshop or Auto Tech. Something your kid can take with them and use outside the classroom, at their own desire. Academic classes are a whole different animal. Kids will never use 90% of what they are taught in the real world. But tech classes can be used for the rest of their lives.