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[BlueZ06]

@Darkstar

BlueZ06 - “So after I graduated from PSU, I traveled the world for a while…Vienna, Paris, Rome. I keep this house here in Baldwin just because its close to my family. I like to keep my Lear jet on standby at all times, just in case I want to go to Vegas or Mila… I’m sorry could you hold on a sec… MOM I SAID I’D CLEAN MY ROOM UP AFTER DINNER! OKAY??? MOM! SHUT UP I HAVE COMPANY!!! So anyways, where were we?..”

so funny if it were true, and I’m not from Baldwin originally, and well, I don’t live there, but good try