flatblackterror: “did you know I have a yahoo personals account??? wanna cyber?”
Shaggy
February 13, 2007, 8:16am
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trumpnet- Ill show you my pink car if i can see your pink.
:kekegay: shouldn’t this thread be titled;
“post lines Pittspeeders use to TRY to get laid”
another awesome darkstar thread
fico
February 13, 2007, 9:20am
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burny d = hey baby what are you doing durring recess?
Atreyu
February 13, 2007, 9:20am
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rmrider897 - honest, I’m not gay he sucked my dick!
bics56
February 13, 2007, 9:23am
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SmokeyBurnouts -I had a vette, sold it bought this Black Trans Am. So I can spend more on you baby.
Bics56- Wanna see what a mint LS1 Trans Am looks like?, It’s down in the basement. I"ll let you drive it if i can fingerbang you.
hahaha…fingerbang…now I have that South Park song in my head…funny shit
BlueZ06 - “So after I graduated from PSU, I traveled the world for a while…Vienna, Paris, Rome. I keep this house here in Baldwin just because its close to my family. I like to keep my Lear jet on standby at all times, just in case I want to go to Vegas or Mila… I’m sorry could you hold on a sec… MOM I SAID I’D CLEAN MY ROOM UP AFTER DINNER! OKAY??? MOM! SHUT UP I HAVE COMPANY!!! So anyways, where were we?..”
Hybridynamics: “Hey Eric, could you hit speed dial #1 for me…Hi, Mrs Sebek?”
BlueZ06
February 13, 2007, 9:48am
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BlueZ06 - “So after I graduated from PSU, I traveled the world for a while…Vienna, Paris, Rome. I keep this house here in Baldwin just because its close to my family. I like to keep my Lear jet on standby at all times, just in case I want to go to Vegas or Mila… I’m sorry could you hold on a sec… MOM I SAID I’D CLEAN MY ROOM UP AFTER DINNER! OKAY??? MOM! SHUT UP I HAVE COMPANY!!! So anyways, where were we?..”
so funny if it were true, and I’m not from Baldwin originally, and well, I don’t live there, but good try
rookee
February 13, 2007, 9:53am
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Be_rad - (sorry had to start here) “Look baby its really not that small, its just i am so tall it looks tiny by comparison”
Solo - “Thats right, see that shit, can you say - Do it wobble to da floor-”
Burnyd- “Ahh this is my first time, uh huh, yeah I love you schmieder”
Darkstar- “whats that, the weed taste funny? ur lips are numb? nahh your wiggin out, take another hit, its good, No i didnt put anything in it, whats that? you feel like you’re goona pass out? here, put your head down here…”
Starboy (casper from “KIDS” quote) "Its Alright Jenny, its me’ Caspa)
Sleeper-“I know where you live, I know where you work, I know where your family lives, I know thier phone numbers…”
Pewter- (In a caveman voice) Grrr, uhhh grunt, THUMP! (slowly retrieves POA and drags her back to cave)
Cheeks- “Hey, i have cookies, Hey wait come back, I have candy, No dont scream, your mom told me to pick you up here, yeah thats right i know your mom. sure, comon get in.”
bwahahahaa the kids quote and darkstar ones sealed it!
slowlow- " hey… hey honey!!!, heres some chap stick, from where im standin your lips look a little dry"
F-B-A
February 13, 2007, 10:30am
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OH WOW! I seriously just LOL no lie, i been trying to come up with one for chris, and that was the angle i was headed towards just couldnt put the words down. good ONE! :bigthumb:
BlkP42E
February 13, 2007, 10:31am
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gotta keep them in check.
SoLow
February 13, 2007, 10:33am
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at least spell my name right asshats…but yes that was a good one