I like the “Work from home” method. Works great for me…
Although i NEVER sleep during the day 
Its just impossible for me to
melatonin, son.
I generally just leave.
ugh
few of us at the office went to la toteca. the sprint guy next to me is really degrading the quality of my air right now.
Sprint guys will do that…
show him what big red is all about.
Anyways, I can’t find it but there was an article in Men’s Health once suggesting that if you need a midday nap go find a quiet shitter and shut your eyes, listen to the calming sound of the rushing water, blah blah blah. Odd, but seems like it could work.
our bathrooms are busier than anything else here.
uhhh
I’ll either head over to the gym, or down in the basement to the game room for some air hockey, foosball, xbox, or bubble hockey. There’s always people at both, nice way to get away from work…
Says a lot about your company 
jk
Try to go for a walk. Fresh air and getting the blood moving can help wake you up and help the digestion more than just sitting down.
yea, we normally try to go for a lap or two as long as the weather is nice.
EW you are a parking lot walker? Ugh we have them all over the place around here.
I laugh. Hard.
nah, around the block.
better than being inside on nice days.
u went out to eat? the cafe had awesome chicken finger wraps with cheese lettuce hot sauce etc, it was deee lish
getting out of the building > staying in.
potential places to walk around to is one good thing about DT. now if only we had free parking…
I’ve dosed off on the can before. Seems to work best. If i’m not at my desk, I must be working hard…
My roommate involuntarily did this on saturday night. He was waiting in line at UHots for a garbage plate for a while. Meanwhile, before even ordering, he already had a small urge to shit. This small urge soon became an impending disaster situation. He left the girl he had just met in line to run down the street to the Steer so he could save himself the embarassment of shitting himself infront of his new friend. Next thing he knows, someone is pounding on the door. “What the hell are you doing in there?!?” He peels his face off the wall, checks his phone, and sees that it is now 5:30am. He fell asleep on the shitter for over 2 hours. The bar had closed, no one else was there. And he never saw the girl again. At least she got a free garbage plate out of it.
Where in God’s name do you work? A firehall? Are they hiring?
classic. I’ve had a girl pass out on my toilet with her pants down at a party before.