post lunch food coma nap

Post tips on how you accomplish this. I am very close to crawling under my desk for a ciesta.

tell your boss your sick and go home to take a nap?

hair of the dog?

isn’t it siesta?

speaking of which, una cerveza por favor?

NYSPEED!!!11111111ONEOENOENOEONE

i believe there is something deeply wrong with you

At my old job we had a sound proof room for recording IVR phone prompts. On a few occasions once I started hating the new french owners of the company I feel asleep in there. You could tell people you were going to work on prompts and no one would come knock on the door for fear of messing up your recordings.

Another good one was, “I’m going to work from home this afternoon”. Translated, “Since you pricks won’t let me zone out in peace I’m going to go do it at home”.

EDIT:
It’s pretty much impossible where I am now but I like my job, company owner and boss so it’s not a big deal.

what, are you new here?

^^i think that he just realized it.

slowchildrenatplay.jpg

i guess

meh, he’s an '08… that explains alot.

eh kinda… well i always believed there was, but 4 posts all at the same time finally convinced me lol

yea it does!

:squint:

I drive a full size SUV. I park under a bridge where its dark. I keep a pillow and blanket in it at all times. I’ve been known to have “meetings on another floor” in the afternoon.

sounds like a great recipe for raep.

:nohomo:

in any event, I fear that evolve may have fallen victim to his coma… its been a solid 20 minutes now

:eek:

i need some kind of FREE CANDY vinyl i can remove when my lease is up.