you’d prefer what… hey girl, wanna drink?
i always found the word “cunt” to work quite well.
“whats up chicks wanna make out”
worked a few times backin the day
whatever happened to “nice shoes…wanna fuck?”
I remember the stories about all those high class Wierton girls you and avengekid used to bump into. :kekegay:
bitch gimme your fuckin digits worked quite well i might add
I’ve heard worse.
I don’t have to go up to girls and use pet names, they are all bustin down the door to get to me to ask me out. I get sick of all the attention from 300 girls pressuring me to fuck them every night.
Must be the truck.
“I may use you tonight…” works well
“Hey baby… you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?”
best. line. ever.
overcoat. If you’re gonna quote Kevin Smith, dont fuck it up. :squint:
honestly? i googled “ever had your asshole licked by a fat man” and CTRL-C/CTRL-V’d the first thing that popped up… but now that you mention it, it IS overcoat.
why is it that all the fat ugly girls have screennames with those words in them?
the power of positive thinking?
distorted self-image?
intentional misleading of leghumpers?
i like this one…
“You have the most beautiful smile i’d ever cum across”
or change it up with
YOu have the most beautiful face i’d ever cum across…
but anything with cum across usually works :hitit:
HAHAHAHAHA !!!.. Haven’t heard that one for awhile
who said that
ya dudes say some dumb shit…but whatever
“Hi, Im Bruce Dickenson, yes THE Bruce Dickenson” seems to work but im always joking when picking up girls anymore since i’ve got a girlfriend
it seems chicks will go for anything as long as u genuinly dont care what they think