Proper behaivor at a wake?

Co-worker’s father died. I’m going to the wake in a little bit. I don’t want to be disrespectful.

The only wake I’ve ever been to was my grandmother’s ~4 years ago. Obviously, I knew what to do while I was there.

What can/should I do at this one?

Can I talk to girls there?

Do I have to pay my respects to the deceased?
(I’m not overly religious, and have no idea any sort of prayer to recite while I’m in front of the casket. I could MAYBE pull off the Lord’s prayer in my head.)

I’m dressing mad fly, so I’m not sure to as the proper etiquette to display when all the grandgirl’s and nieces are approaching me.

what can i say to the guy and his family? I don’t want to say “I’m sorry” or something weak and chintzy.

Rent Wedding Crashers, Profit?

dress however, (dont wear a lime green pimp suit). pay respects to the family, if you didnt know the guy close you dont have to pay respects to him. You can talk to whoever. I’ve been to enough of these already.

lets see ur asking if u can talk to chicks there but are worried about what to say to the relatives?

might as well stay home if ur asking these questions

I’m definitely going to be girl hunting. However, is it okay if I smoke? Will that be a major turn off at a funeral for someone who passed due to cancer?

I know what to say to the chicks.

ugh. I would like to know this too… a co workers mother passed away… and I went to the wake… I shook the co workers hand, said I’m sorry then left.

I didn;t know what else to do

omg lol.

Say “I’m sorry for your loss” to the family and smoke outside. I’m pretty sure those are the only requirements.

Don’t pay your respects to the deceased. You didn’t know them, why whould you? You’re there to support your coworker. On that note, don’t be a bag and try to pick up girls at a wake. Have a little class.

That’s all you do.

odds are people are going to be more worried about funeral arrangments and comforting eachother rather than you smoking…just be nice and respectfull…dont get bombed like my uncle pete and yell at jesus infront of everbody for taking a loved one…

what no… No place is better to pick up chicks is at a wake… Its the easiest way to see who is single and who is available… They always bring their signif other if they have one…

See a girl by her self make a friend get a number… and steal her jeans

your uncle pete rules.

Walk in with a bottle of Tequila in your hand and ask why everyone is so bummed out. Proceed to “pour one for your homies” directly into the casket.

The more asses you grab on the way, the better. Guys, chicks, whatever.

Did you love your grandfather?

OMG! I smoke too! That’s awesome. Let’s get out of here. The essence of death is killing my Labido.

well i cant let you leave so sad, lets go have some breakfast, maybe a little sex and see where things go from there

I’m not literally going to try and pick them up. It doesn’t hurt to lay a little foundation. Hell, they may even be tricked into thinking I’m a loving, caring individual. Plus it’s only til 6. Perfect time to go grab drinks before the T-Day eve rush.

why would you go to your coworker’s father’s wake if you don’t know him? I don’t see how it’s even appropriate for you to be there.

lol, did you go to work yet???!