My friend Melanie alerted me to this post on Craigslist:
It’s so strange.
I have so many questions.
Are there still such a thing as saloons? I might be wrong, but I thought in order for a place to be considered a saloon, there needs to be swinging half doors and horses tied to posts in the front.
And what’s their beef with Wolff’s?? Wolff’s doesn’t even serve whiskey! I’m pretty sure saloons must sell whiskey. And any night of the week, half the crowd at Wolff’s is in their 70s, for pete’s sake.
Well, if you happen to be reading this, Saloon Haters, it’s going to be cold outside. Take a 5 minute break from picketing, come inside, have yourself a bowl of chef Jeff’s homemade Vermont Cheddar and Beer Soup, and try one of Wolff’s delicious weiss beers. I guarantee you, a nice .5liter cold one will turn that frown upside down in no time.
(If you are looking for something to do Friday night, c’mon down to Wolff’s and have a beer in protest of Saloon Protesting.)
Shift518 should go out and set up a support table with warm drinks and brownies. We should spike all the warm drinks with alcohol and put E and weed in all the brownies. Drunken Orgy on youtube FTW
These must be some DAMN fine, sexy women protesting. Because they must not need local bars, and their liquored up patrons to engage in sexual activity thanks to ugly &/or obese shielding beer goggles.
