hold on, i get this shit all the time from my gf
just cause i talk to other gals on line (ex gfs, my friends, our friends) she gets all offensive, like im goin to cheat on her. “well i dont like her, she flirts with u”, first off my gf does not have to like “them” for “them” to be my friends. my gf has to trust me. my gf should not worry about anything/anyone i talk to/about online, she should have the trust in me, that i wouldnt lie/cheat on her.
^^^^ well its a completely different story if they are flirting with you and trying to destroy ur relationship, but i agree with you if its just a mutual friend. I tell my girlfriend that guys wanna get in her pants but i dont tell her shes not allowed to hang out with them. Im far from a psycho boyfriend. I trust my girlfriend 100% in any situation which not many ppl can honestly say. I am good at reading situations and i get a laugh out of being right about that kinda stuff. But if one of these guys were to ever talk shit about me OR make a pass at my girlfriend and try to kiss her or something then we have a problem
see the thing with girls is…they’re retarded…so if u hit him or do anything that you probably should do…she’ll be mad at you …so its a tough situation to be in…probably goingto haver to make your gf say something to him
whip your dick out and pee on his car…
^^^^ NOOO PUSSIES FUCK WITH OTHER PEOPLES CARS
never would i ever destroy somebodys property… against my morals… however if u destroy my property i will retaliate and all bets are off at that point…
i think dumping her is the worse advice yet. besides pissing on his car haha.
have a serious adult conversation with the kid.Even tho he’s 18 he should be able to comprehend and respect where you are coming from. and if he’s an asshole about it, then let him know what can happen to him. and if he still acts up, beat his ass. but i’d talk to the kid myself first.
I really don’t think you have anything to worry about. :shrug:
Next time you and your girl are gettin jiggy with it at her place, eat that pussy like you never ate pussy before, then fuck like you never fucked before, make that bitch cum 7 ways till thursday, Then before you bust a nut (or after it really don’t matter and if you’re doing it right you’ll have nutted atleat once already anyway) pull out tell her you loved her and all you ever wanted was for her to trust you, but she couldn’t do that. She just had to believe that douche-bag and couldn’t just trust you…
Then piss all over that bitch!!! After you showered her in your golden love, tell her to go be with that douche-bag you believe so much, and now get the fuck out bitch!
…BTW I know its her place, that’s why its funny telling her to leave! :lol:
PS. Eat asparigus like 2 hrs before so your piss smells completely disgusting, and wash it down with some coffee just to be sure.
^^^ BEST POST EVER! Period.
:lol:
Don’t get violent. It’ll just make it look like you’re trying to hide something anyways. Plus it’ll give the kid the attention he wants and then he can play the poor innocent guy shit to your girl, making you look like the bad guy.
Your only option is the indifferent supremely confident way out. Girls love confidence, seriously. Just make a fool out of him, in front of people if possible. It sucks but you’ve got to beat him with wit, not fists. Mention to your girl, laughingly, that you get a kick out of watching this ass-clown try to compete with you. Don’t try to convince her of anything, just plant the seed. Let the idea grow that this guy really is trying to get into her pants.
Then catch him hitting on your girl, then call him out on it and say something like “Dude, don’t bother. With that goofy haircut (or whatever embarassing things you can point out) you you think you can compete with me?” She’ll already have the idea in her mind that maybe this kid really is slime, so she’ll recognize it when you publicly point it out. Then smirk and take her away and give her the fucking of a lifetime…
…in da butt.
when keeping it real goes wrong…interested in seeing how this pans out…lmao
run him over with your car. plain and simple. It worked for me, I’m sure it’ll work for you :tup:
some of the responses in this thread :ham:
how can u argue with that?? sounds perfect
RIP - Dom 
LOL i remember that
good call here, ide say its the best alternative to whooping his ass