RACEhatch ULTIMATE FAIL EPIC THREAD 5*

WTF are you talking about.

fooseball is the devil

where ? broadalbin? idk man, PM me.

no, actually, i bought the car off the second owner, with the lien on the title, which is from 16 years ago.
when the car blew up in amsterdam, i had to leave it there, and in 3 days someone took the intake, cd player(w/out faceplate?), and obviously attempted to steal it, but they failed breaking a flathead off in the keyhole, so i had to switch the ignition, rattle can is self explanitory, its btter then “team teal” i hate green and blue therefore i painted it black and it looks much better then it did originally and you know it.

you’re girlfriend couldnt find a yardstick lastnight to measure my dick so idk the exact measurement.
FYI-in that accident i smashed out 11 teeth and have porcelain replacements. and i scored a 2131 on my sat so no comment about the IQ.

the avalanche was a joint thing between me and my stepadad, long story short, front + rear end went didnt feel like fixin it, let the bank repo it…since we owed like 8k and couldnt even sell it for 8k as is
and i have the right to defend myself you assholes started the fire, all i wanted was 400 bucks for a good base for a b18 turbz build, and yea growin up wasnt the greatestthx for the hug, and yea didnt have a helmet on, i actually had supermoto wheels and rode the backroads by my dads house alot, i was practicing my wheelies, came down and a few of the front spokes gave way and i went over the handlebars. and my dad lives in a-dam mom in broadalbin, and MY garage is right off the amsterdam exit

yea ill be there for the whole game… unfortunitly

lol why?

ps-do you smoke?

no… cuz my g/f is a cheerleader there

for broadalbin?

ya

CP?

:ninja :excited

:bowdown :lol

She have friends?

sure does… and i know a few r single

BWAHAHAHAHA… ok ill go through this very carefully for you…

#1.) awfully hard for you to be boning her while i was… and she was here all night so thats strike one.

#2.) i was spot on with the tooth count then? …strike 2

#3.) SAT’s have NOTHING to do with fucking IQ you mental midget. a retarded monkey can score high on SAT’s. SAT’s measure your aptitude in math and english… not a fucking thing about your intelligence quotient. ok so this would be strike 3… you fail.

ok deffinetley dude ur awesome, i would love for you to say this shit to my fuckin’ face E’punk

whats her name dude?

Next week were goin to a football game :lol :thumbup

ashley…shes a senior

go tonight hahaha:rofl

She have junior friends?? :excited :rofl:rofl:rofl

Im goin to UB with hatefield to party all weekend lol