Fuck I was just in the drive-thru. I had to wait for my food, I was PISSED RAAWWWWWWWAWRRRRR! And then the patties weren’t perfected aligned on the bun, I didn’t know what to do. And then I broke down and started to cry. Upon trying to find a razor blade, there were none in sight so I had to use an old penny. God my life sucks, so I just put on some Fallout Boy, and drove back to work where it is exactly one, YES ONE fucking degree too hot. I swear if it gets any hotter I might just start to sweat. 
It was all terribly traumatic, and sarcastic. And I do agree, some people complain about the silliest shit.