This weekend in East Aurora (July 24-26th) is “reunion weekend”. They have a beer blast at firemans field on friday night, a sidewalk sale on Saturday during the day(they close part of main st. down, and people unload crafts and little trinkets, and all the shops have big sales going on), and other parties and related bullshit throughout the night and so forth. You know, see some flops you haven’t seen in a while, all that kind of stuff.
Every year I help out at the Ski Shop in EA for the sidewalk sale, try to move so coats and ski’s, mostly just hate on people, stare at jailbait and milfs, and eat hotdogs. Usually work this event with Smeafer and Big E (on the board here). Always a good time.
So this year i’m looking across the street, and this guy is selling “EA” stickers, T-shirts, and some other stuff with East Aurora written on it. So, I walk over there and ask him how much for the “EA” shirts? He says $10.00
I reply: “Cool, i’ll take one”
(open my wallet, and sure as shit, there’s only $6.00 bucks in it)
I tell him: “I only got $6.00, how bout you let one of those guys go for $6.00?”
He relies: “OK i guess, i can let that fly, what size?”
I reply: “Sweet, one large, sir! Thanks!”
…I got back to the shop, ran down to the basement and started modding. With a little help from Smeafer’s rattle can, a razor blade, and some paper, came up with this:

Excuse my sweaty, greasy face. It was hot as hell today, and I was working like a $2.00 whore to get this thing cranked out.
Any intrest in a group buy?

