Ribs

VERONICA CORNINGSTONE AND I HAD SEX AND NOW WE ARE IN LOOOOOVE

Tuesday’s arms and back.

OH IT’S A DEEP BURN! Oh it’s so deep! I don’t know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand.

Whatch out for the guns though, they’ll getcha

It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way.

How now brown cow

I will have 3 fingers of glenlivet, with a dash of pepper, and some cheese.

I dont know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany…

I’m gonna say something. I’m gonna put it out there, if you like it you can take it, if you don’t, shoot it right back. I want to be on you.

you have an absolutely, breath-taking heiny. i mean it. that thing is good. i wanna be friends with it.

I’m Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

It’s the pleats. they’re very flattering in the, crotchal region. i’m actually taking them back to the pants store now…

I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship, used during the Civil War era.

I have a situation to walk off. I’M WALKIN OFF A SITUATION, DONT ACT LIKE YOU’RE NOT IMPRESSED…

This is your doctor. I have your pregnancy report here, and guess what. You got knocked up. This is doctor Chim…Richalds

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Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder.

Rule #1: no touching of the hair or face… AND THATS IT!!

Thanks for watching Channel 4 News. You stay classy, San Diego. I’m Ron Burgundy?

I immediately regret this decision!