Ribs

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

WHY DONT YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND!

I’m in a glass case of emotion!!

I almost can’t lift my arm I did so many.

I’m on right now? I dont believe you…

I’m not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.

Champ I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

HEY AQUA LUNG!

Audrey! I look like hell! I got bags under my eyes.

HEY EVERYONE! COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!!

NEWS TEAM…ASSEMBLE!!!

I make fart noises with my mouthhhhhh

KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS THAT HURT!

I DON’T KNOW A NED

Hey Ron, im riding a furry tractor!

Great Odin’s ravens

Heyy, lady in the red hat!

60 percent of the time it works every time

I love poetry. And a glass of scotch. And, of course, my friend Baxter here.

Apparently you just run for an extended period of time.