LOL. Yeah my Evo was a barn queen for quite awhile, to the point that some field mice spent more time in it than me. That was due to a high travel job and having a company car.
Once I started at GF I DD my car and it’s an awesome way to get to work.
Again though it makes reliable power, I’m not trying make it a beast quite yet since I need a DD. Once I get a beater truck then all bets are off.