Jonathon “The Impaler” Sharkey for Governor of Minnesota - 2006
- Any one found committing an act of terrorism in
Minnesota will be IMPALED by me at the State Capital.
If the US DOJ wants to prosecute me for it, then I will
take my chances in Court, for I do not believe an
American Jury will convict me of brutally killing a terrorist!
:-s
haha his page is goldmine.
from his ‘Johnathon’ section
In August 1988, while visiting a relative, I met a girl who was totally
taken by me and who I was. She was hott and sexy, so I drove her
home that night on my bike, and slept with her. Though I do not regret
sleeping with her, in 1996 I found that she was my half-sister who I
hadn’t seen since 1970. Talk about letting your ego get the best of you.
man, what sites are you surfing, you always come up with the weirdest shit.
im very good at the internet
I think Mike and I have pretty much finished the internet and are on the
bonus levels.