SAUSAGE ATTACK!!!

A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff’s deputies said Saturday

The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying “Pappy’s Seasoning” to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html
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WTF

We’ve all been there…

srsly… i mean…who HASN’T done that.

wow, i need to hang out with you guys… :uhh: lol

See what happens when i go to Fresno.

wow thats just fucking odd :wtf:

he was probably high on crack or something good.

Woke up on the police station like… “wait… I did what?”