What are you talking about man? geese stand there and shit on the grass, its all about fly-by hitand run. How often to geese shit on people, they have to shit standing, seagulls and pigeons are ballin’ they fly by and leave surprises on both your car you and whatever date you have with you at the time.
(not that i’ve been shit on by a pigeon or seagull for that matter =.=")