So let's say you own a convertable...

…and a bird shits in it. What would you do?

LOL that sucks. who did that happen to?

I would get some cleaning stuff and clean it asap!

It didn’t but it’s a thought that occured to me as I watched a bird come dangerously close to shitting in my car with the windows open yesterday.

LOL i love your threads. would suck though, im picking a vert up in a week and i already thought of that what if…

It’s happened. I clean it. I have shit in the back to clean it. Always

I was on the way to a prom once…in a limo…stopped under the sheridan harlem underpass…I heard a noise and felt something on my foot…i know right away what it was and it was confirmed when I looked down. Stupid sunroof :lol:

i’d lick it up.

a seagull shit on my shoulder when i was like 12 in cape cod.

Happened to my buddy with his stang GT vert. Seems pretty common. Just another reason to not have cloth seats in a vert.

1 more reason why verts are teh ghey

I never thaught of that…thanx now im not gonna take my ttops off anymore lol.

i’d leave it there. everytime i wash my car because of that…a bird decides to do it again… so i figure…if you just leave it there…the birds will know the territory is already marked and leave it alone.

LOL “marked territory”

a bird shit on my friends head like a month ago at his work. Talk about having a shitty day.

only good response

I’ve had it happen before, I was shifting and heard something tick that shouldnt have. Looked down, it was projectile bird shit hitting the vinyl center console just behind my elbow.

Pop a cap in its ass… I fucking hate birds.

goddamnit you beat me to it lol

never happen to me, my cars too fast i put buses on dem birds yo :pimp:

ROFL I love how your phrased that…

“projectile bird shit” HAHAHAHAH

Ive had it happen 1 time…at a car show…went for a walk, came back and the entire interior was covered (well it seemed that way). The culprit? a flying cow with a bad case of the green apple splatters…I think. No bird could have left such a mess.