So I am sitting at a stoplight in my Vette (which is freshly washed and waxed) , I am in the “straight” lane and there is a left hand turn lane, I am sitting there with the window down zoned out and all of a sudden something wet hits my face, I look over to my left and there is some turd gold rusty POS Buick LeSabre of 90s vintage with some cunt rag driving emptying her squirts (which are no longer attatched to the wiper arms and dangling to my side) , bitch sprayed it until I had to put my window up as it was hitting my passanger seat…
nah I rolled up the window, I was in disbelief, my first thought was to pull her out of the car through the window but looking closer I realized she wouldnt fit, then the light turned green
Damnit I thought the story was going to turn out different where she was masterbating at the light and got juices on your car because it’s so sexy and her panties were wet…