"self service" car wash

some people :gotme:

OCTOBER 20–Meet Jason Savage. The Michigan man was arraigned last week on an indecent exposure charge after cops allegedly caught him, um, detailing himself with a vacuum at the Fill-N-Wash Car Wash. Savage, pictured in the below mug shot, was spotted last month loitering around a Saginaw car wash by Officer Charles Brocker of the Thomas Township Police Department. Brocker initially thought that Savage was “looking for change in the waste access door,” according to a police report. But when he got within 20 feet of the suspect, Brocker instead discovered that Savage has his pants undone and was using the “commercial car vacuum” for a decidedly off-label use. When confronted by Brocker, Savage had a succinct response: “Oh shit!” Savage, who was arraigned on October 16, told Brocker that he was on parole for home invasion, pot possession, and “Flee and Elude.” (3 pages)

cheaper than a prostitute. i guess.

lol wow

seriously? What next?

“Multiple homeless men found to have contracted AIDS from local self-service car wash location.”

EW

for christ sakes.

I don’t even want to use one of those machines on my own car rugs, they are so dirty.

Lets put my dick in there, yeah thats fun.

Lmao.
I read the narrative from the police officer and that was hilarious.

How do you think that they got so dirty?

Kinky.