So, apparently this site will send a person of your choosing an envelope completely filled with glitter for $9.99AUD. Said person opens the envelope, glitter everywhere forever. I’m going to do this I just have to pick a target. It would make a great office prank and if you do it, please YouTube that shit.
my mother did her own version of this when she sent me a gift for my 30th birthday this past year.
i still see that shit around my loft every now and then.
I dont understand how it goes everywhere? When I get my mail I dont open it like TAZ. If I had an envelop in my hands that was squishy I would be hesitant to open it anyways
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SYEG colorfully explains why they chose glitter to send people, as per the Inquisitr. “We f*@king hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes. | We’ve had enough so here’s the deal: there’s someone in your life right now who you f*@king hate. Whether it be your sh*(ty neighbour, a family member or that b*(ch Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.”
We will send your friend or enemy a healthy helping of some of the nastiest, stinkiest, fresh poop packages you have ever seen. We have several varieties of poop that we can send, including a special poop of the month. Go to the order page to see what’s on special this month.
<b>The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:</b>
To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend
Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
For your mean boss
For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
A gag gift
For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg
To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D
Some one left you negative feedback on your auction
Why should I pay you to send glitter to someone I hate?
First off, use your fucking imagination. We’re going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what’s going to happen when that fuckface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.