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SEXUAL CALORIE COUNTER

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent… 12 Calories
Without her consent… 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands… 8 Calories
With one hand… 12 Calories
With your teeth… 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection… 6 Calories
Without an erection… 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris… 8 Calories
Trying to find the! G-Spot… 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary… 52 Calories
69 lying down… 78 Calories
69 standing up… 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow… 216 Calories
Her on top… 524 Calories
Doggy Style… 726 Calories
Donkey punch… 912 Calories

ORGASMIC:
Real… 112 Calories
False… 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging… 18 Calories
Getting up immediately… 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately…816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old… 36 Calories
30-39 years… 80 Calories
40-49 years… . 1124 Calories
50-59 years… 1972 Calories
60-69 years… 2916 Calories
70 and over… Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly… 32 Calories
In a hurry… 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door… 1218 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door… 5521 Calories
With her spouse knocking at the door… 10,521 Calories

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so how many calories does you adn your man lost pernite?

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[QUOTE=The1SloShelby]SEXUAL CALORIE COUNTER

Trying to find the! G-Spot… 92 Calories

ive spent years looking for that thing so i can tell you that should be about 2409872985792315 12caolaroei 20957239185y723198 calroiroeisjtl309752905calories :sex:

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you must suck at your job then, maybe its time to go back to the gym and look for their Spots

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1144 calories burned on saturday

kthx

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its not that hard to find!

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So have you finally figured out why I’m so thin? :smiley:

Now back to my breakfast burritos to fuel up.

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wow :cool:, an ok thread by shelby 198,273,645,272 Calories

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shelby is that why you are putting on weight? :smiley: