At least after this movie all the little kiddies will be buying old muscle cars and skylines.
I was on my way there last night, went through a soberiety check and ofcourse they pull me over. My two friends with me are pretty sauced but of age. I have a horrible head cold and am sicker than hell right now so my eyes are all glassy and blood shot.
Guy pulls me out starts giving me a hard time and Im sick and already in a bad mood. He was a fucking dick. Asked me how many beers i had.
I’m like “1 3 hours ago.”
“Really thats it.”
“Yeah.”
“Why you shaking then”
“cause its fucking cold and raining out here and I have a 102* fever.”
“Recite the ABCs” I do get to i get to K and start coughing hardcore, stop, open my hand and show him the huge chunk of green shit i coughed up and he gets me a tissue at which point i basically have no voice. He makes me do a breathalyzer which I have almost no lung capacity to do, cough my lung up again after that with blood this time. I blow a .01. I’m so pissed I say “yeah thank you for that” He continues to ask if I’m on medicine, I say no If it doesnt kill you it only makes you stronger I’m not a little bitch. He lets me go
Like seriously. At the point of seeing my cough up blood the cock sucker could have let me go. I hope he gets as sick as I am from me coughing all over him.
WARNING: THE POST BELOW MINE BASICALLY SPOILS THE ENTIRE MOVIE