short story. true. old. semi-funny. denny's related.

awesome.

holy shit! that was good!

If he did it i would have stapped him.

i just got in soooo much trouble for laughing uncontrolably in class.

hahahahaha

nice.

nice. you should start writing a book about all these funny little occurences like this and the dog with the air horn. and then in a few years when you have enough of them you can publish that shit lol.

thanks guys. and yes, picturing the kid from a christmas story is about right. I was going to mention that, but i forgot.

Poor Ralphie… First the BB in the eye, then this. Kid can’t catch a break…

omg. awesome…very good read. lol.

dog with airhorn? link?

nevermind. i found it.

aintreadinallthatshit.jpg

I gotta link it, because I’m sure most are too lazy to search…

http://www.nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10428&highlight=dog+airhorn

I still lol when I read that.

However, not to crap on Newman’s story telling ability, but this is still WAY funnier.

http://www.pursam.org/teemings/extras/truelife/scylla6.html

same thing happened to me in canada but with a civic not a van…its priceless

At this point I am already laughing my ass off, vision in my mind finished it for me, no need to even read the rest although I did.

A++++++ WOULD READ AGAIN!!!11!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/87FOXGT/holdonnigga.gif

i uusally dont like reading long threads that are off topic… BUT since i read the dog air horn one i knew it would be worth it

lemme say you didnt let me down

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maybe you should tell a few more tales about the rolet.

“hey let me turn up the radio ill be right back”