*sigh*

i lol’ed

how did a wallet fall out of your tight ass jeans?? im suprised you can even fit a wallet in those things

who are you? but my wallet always falls out because of my tight ass jeans.

Fuck that… I can not tell you how many different times I have flushed nail clippers

so do people regularly clip their nails on while on the throne?

I do… dunno about my girlfriend…