on jeepforum, there was a large debate made by surprise surprise the penis wiping canadians, about how the proper way to wipe your ass is to stand up.
Which is fucking retarded, I lean to one side. Why? because I’m not 6.
Commence voting.
and my post from that thread over there after seeing 72 people voted that they stand.
I don’t know how many objects 72 people insert for fun, but I do know when I stand up, my ass cheeks go together like they are supposed to, so in order to wipe like that, not only would I have to purposely spread a cheek apart, but I’d probabaly have to bend over forward too.
None of those antics seem assanine to you guys? I mean you arent six, you lean to one side, which opens the area to wipe, and make sure you have it clean.
I dont even like getting off the toilet when I have to waddle pants around the ankles butthole full of poo to the closet because I was over confident with what was remianing on the current roll, and my wife was at work.
Its disgusting, and If I ever seen someone doing it in public, I’d probabaly tip them over, just because its ridiculous.
any thread I’ve ever made in general auto. You know the forum you don’t ever post in because you don’t have / do anything cool or car related. Go read your playgirl
You’re so clever! Playgirl!? Did you think of that all by yourself?
I’ve been here and ubrf since 2002. My interest in cars gave way to a general interest in not being a car fag (like you) and focusing on a pretty cool career.
I’m reasonably sure that your auto threads ended in tears too…
I’m reasonably sure that if you had a cool career, you would have enough money to own a cool house and cool cars / toys. Instead what you meant to say was, you never get to do anything fun, or have anything cool so you come on nyspeed to whine. Its okay. You’ve been here since 2002 and havent posted one epic thread? Most of the members who left are better than you. I’d trade 100 yous for 1 justa4door
just stop posting period, nobody will even notice you’re gone.
maybe it’s me but i just don’t understand threads like this. i realize its off topic but good god do you really want the answer to how do you wipe your ass from a bunch of dudes on a car forum?
But if it’s necessary i also enjoy that my shitter is next to my shower i usually am trained to shit when i get home at night and usually take a shower after cleaning up just because it feels better and im usually headed to the shower anyways. kills two birds with one stone. i usully plan on smashing out as well before bed so it’s just proper anyways.
