step 4: line all surfaces that skin touches. make sure u do a through job. THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
step 5: take shirt off and hang it up. this is key for a few reasons.
incase its really hot and your bathroom doesnt have AC, it will keep u cool while u pinch said loaf.
just incase u drop a bomb load and u get water splashage. u dont want to be walking around with peww particals all over you.
step 6: after dropping it like its hot, and maybe a short 15 min siesta, flush using your foot. again avoiding any contact with bare skin.
step 7: after u have given your hands a through washing, use the paper towels that you dried your hands off with to grab the door handle. dont stop there, keep using this paper towel at all handles if more than one that u have to touch on your way back to your germ free zone.
and this concludes the pewping tutorial. be safe and remember, if your not wiping until u bleed, ur not fully clean :thumbup
Always a catchers mit… stops splash were there to be one. No matter how much we may try to keep it long so it slides in nicely and splash is limited to that of a chinese olympic high diver, sometimes even the best get an ass of dirty ass splash water. Which brings up the idea to flush twice first to prove for a cleanest possible e-coli free bowl.
ive never been an advocate of the mit, although i do agree its a great concept. i always feel like my aim could be off and i mean not only that i piss in the same bowl and theres a chance im playing battle ship with this so called mit and my piss stream is just destroying said mit. but ill have to give it a go.
Me:
-nest that shit
-“catchers mit” (jammer introduced me to the trm but it has been a Kramer standard for a while)
-do the deed
-flush with foot
-wash hands
-use paper towels to exit doors
-throw papertowel onthe ground
