some observations about pewp!*MS Paint*

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while droping a hot steamy loaf in the bathroom at work i was thinking.

first, when people say “i have to go take a SH%T” where exactly are they taking it? and why are they taking SH$T anyways? arn’t they supposed to give it?

secondly, when using a public toilet, do u line the rim? and if there isnt liners on the wall in the stall, how do u place the tp? how many pieces do u use?

this is what i do.

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8823/toiletnr3em8.jpg
http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/toiletnr3em8.jpg/1/w383.png

a min of 5 pieces. and i always throughly clean the top with a huge wad of tp b4 i even start to line it.

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ao no one shits at work/public places? wow

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i use like 4 pieces and try to hover still but normally i just drop it wipe and get out as fast as i can

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:rofl Please tell me this is part 1 of a 8 part feature on MS paint pewps.

I’d also like to address the artist’s relation of the back of the toilet to the toilet bowl itself. What angle are we viewing from? Where did you come up with the idea for a 4th dimension toilet?

Respectfully yours,
JC in CP

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I lysol the seat

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fish eye lense? lsd?

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I fucking hover. No way am I shitting sitting on a public toilet seat, not even at work.

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please be MS painting this “hover”.

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Well i’m not going to illustrate it but i line the seat with TP at work and most public places…2 longish pieces of TP on each side does the job.

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Use MS Paint here people. Funny pictures, not a discussion of your defecation habits.

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for me i stand on the seat with my shoes , pants to my knees, and i dropp it like that while squating, but it usually splashes the shit out of my legs, so i clogg the fuck out of the toilet with about 3-4 rolls of TP first, so when it drops it falls in a bed of TP

:lol

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http://www.mamakk.com/wp-content/no-squatting-on-toilet.jpg

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HAHHAHA !!!

your fuckin fast with that

i dont even have a clue what i would type in google to find that picture

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ok MS paint only allowed in thread PER ASTM B211 MIL-171-STD spec standard. THREAD VIEWABLE TO 518 AND 518 WANNABES ONLY

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no way am I MS Painting a toilet. Stick figure, circle, parallelogram… thats about it for me

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:lol

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I suck at MS paint but here’s my best effort:
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg111/PaulJBrudzienski/toilet.jpg
I had to use this method at Walmart in Queensbury this morning.

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Only ‘public’ bathroom I’ll shit in is at work, and thats because I know its cleaned twice a day. I won’t even hover anywhere else.

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well sometimes you really dont have a choice, especially when you know you shoulda took a shit before you left your house… but didnt

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your MS paint skill suck harder than travis’s driving, but at least u complied to the guidelines of this thread, unlike others i know.