Silly religious salespeople...

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So I’m sitting here waiting for a UPS next-day air package and the door bell rings. ding-dong

“Sweeeeeeet” I think to myself as I hurry down the stairs. Excited, I throw open the door and undoubtedly mouth the word “fuuuuuuuuck” as I come to the realization that there’s two elderly ladies standing outside my door with their bibles in-hand.

They condense their anti-evolution propaganda into about 15 seconds as they stumble to find their words and hand me their literature. “Greeeeeat thaaanks” I reply with a mental eye-roll.

As I’m closing the door – it suddenly occurs to me – I’m wearing my fav bright-orange a&f gym shirt. The print reads “The Library - Check out our ADULT BOOKS”, and it features a graphic of a vintage nude pin-up girl.

Maybe that’s what threw them off their game. They’re probably praying for my soul right… now… LMAO!!! :mamoru:

Sorry; I had to share that one.

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2/10

but they do suck.

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[QUOTE=SilencingMachine]They’re probably praying for my soul right now.QUOTE]

I am :smiley:

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oh yeah, i forgot you’re buddies with JC.

i wish i was.

its just i can’t get into the whole “religion” thing.

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you should at least spot me an extra point for being in the south. :slight_smile:

people here are nuts about their religion…

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meh, so some people stopped by who care about you and don’t even know you…yeah that prob ruined your day!

edit: I do have to admit that the shirt you were wearing creates a funny image in my head though.:lol:

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oh contraire; they actually made my day. :smiley:

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should of came to the door cock in hand

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Your shit even more tired than that this thread…

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:lol: can totally see you answering your door and that happeneing there.

religious freaks of the south

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maybe next time they come by i’ll answer the door wearing nothing but a front lat spread.:jawdrop:

just to clarify though (for the overly-sensitive people); i’m laughing at myself for inadvertently wearing the crudest piece of clothing that i own.

Is that EngRish? :eek:

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http://static.flickr.com/95/237455179_bbaa2dcba2.jpg?v=0
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you can prolly still edit this thread, just say that you started jerking off til they left