you wake up at 10:35 and at 10:40 you hear a knock on the door… who could it be i ask myself…
oh yay. its the weird people walkin around from the church of jesus christ…
so you know im up for listening. i’m not gonna change my ways but hey. i minus well listen to them. well they start gettin into mormanism andn blah blah blah. and im like yay. i think that i have to get ready for work. they asked me why i thought we were on earth… my exact quote “he who dies with the most toys, wins”
they did a lil chuckle then went back on about joseph smith… blah blah blah…
oh well its always good to know a lil more about other peoples believes.
you sholuld have gone to the door with a bottle of hand cream, a beer, and a dirty mag, while in your boxers smoking a cigarette and sadi “Mornin’ you fu@kers wana come in?, im just finishing up with wife #1”
that’s really strange. I was out at some calls this morning and stopped back at my house to check on my dogs. It was about 5 till 11 this morning when I get a knock on the door from two of these fruity bastards. Well, my dogs start going nuts and I tell them that they probably don’t want to come in b/c my dogs will attack, I then lie and say I have a Doberman and a Rottweiler (they’re 2 beagles, lol). They must be making their South Hills rounds this week.
They wanted to know when they could come back. I told them I’d be in Aruba on vacation until July
:bowrofl: i have no problem listening. basically told them that i think religion is made up. and that im a numbers guy, and that creationism doesnt add up. and that i seem to be doin just fine with a nice house and a nice car and no religion. but hey believe what you watn to believe. i got a morman bible out of it. :doh:
I just simply tell them I’m not interested -or- tell them that I’ve studied their religion before and found that it contradicts the things I actually believe. They usually respect that and will leave without any more questions. THis is because all they are asking is that you try it. So if you’ve tried it and it wasn’t for you- they somehow still feel satisfied.
You’re dealing with a different type of doorstep preacher than I am, then. No matter the answer, no matter what you’ve studied, they always want to know when they can come back. Unless you just up and tell them NO, I dont want anything to do with it, please get away from me, the ones I deal with always ask to come back.
In the event you need to say NO, there is no reason to tell them you hate their God… which is what our friend RM said. I just didn’t wuote him- there are other ways than offending them to get them to leave.
Oh, I know you were talking about him with the maturity thing. I’m just saying that I wish I was dealing with the ones that you deal with since they seem to understand not everyone is going to listen to them and they go on their merry way. The ones that just nag and hound the shit out of you are excrutiatingly annoying.
I was out in the yard one day… A big Black Yukon pulls in with a bunch of guys all in suits… I just stopped like … maybe government… It was the damn mormons… I was polite and said I would read there little brochure… walked in the house and threw it in the garbage… The came back another day when the hubby was there and he was “short” with them and we haven’t heard from them since.
I just didn’t wuote him- there are other ways than offending them to get them to leave.