Was getting some grocery shopping done at the local market and as I am pulling out I see this Pearl Z go by giving me what I think to be the finger…so I engage and go after this middle fingered miscreant when we convieniently catch the next light together side by side with nothing but 5 lanes of open asphalt, not wanting to show my enthusiasm for the race…I slowly creep at the green…he does the same, I see the front of his car leap like a gazelle and it was on…I put my foot to the floor in 2nd gear and quickly pulled on him and hit 3rd and shut down brandishing my hazards in glory. I had witness…his name is FD Jones.