Six Papa John's restaurants abruptly closed for business

[Shady]

@bennyfizzle

YOUR POINT WOULD MAKE SENSE IF IT WAS ONLY THE STORES THAT WERE DOING SHITTY GOT SHITFUCKED

THE MANAGER OF BENNYFIZZLE’S HALFMOON DILDO SHOPPE MIGHT THINK SHITS ALL ANAL LUBE AND HORSE COCK SHAPED MARITAL AIDS (thats good) AT HIS STORE, WHILE UNBEFUCKINGKNOWNST TO HIM SBARDY’S COLONIE DILDO SHOPPE ISN’T DOING SO WELL. JUST BECAUSE THAT FAGGOT SBARDY KNOWS HIS SHIT SUCKS DOESN’T MEAN THAT BENNYFIZZLE IS GONNA START LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB. WHY? BECAUSE HIS SHIT IS DOING JUST FINE, THE MAGIC WANDS ARE FLYING OFF THE FUCKING SHELF LIKE PJB HAS RARE EARTH MAGNETS IMPLANTED IN HIS ASSHOLE.

NOW THE COMPANY THAT OWNS BOTH OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS, WE’LL CALL IT JAMMER’S JUNKY JOBS, GETS FUCKING FORESKIN CANCER AND DECIDES THEY CAN BOTH FUCK RIGHT OFF, SBARDY MIGHT HAVE BEEN A DUMB FUCK FOR NOT GETTING OUT EARLY, BUT BENNYFIZZLE IS SITTING THERE LEFT TO NURTURE HIS CRIPPLING DEBT WITH NO INCOME FOR NO FAULT OF HIS OWN

now, for the last fucking time, fuck off!

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Started rolling at work… Could not tell boss why :rofl