Skydiving meet!

SON240sx Automotive
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add GST^

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Tandem jumps look like mid-air gay lovin’.

  1. Dip - Derek
  2. Dips friend
  3. NeveR - Jon
  4. NeveRs friend
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  1. Dip - Derek
  2. Dips friend
  3. NeveR - Jon
  4. NeveRs friend
  5. Brocoli - Brock
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If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

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  1. Dip - Derek
  2. Dips friend
  3. NeveR - Jon
  4. NeveRs friend
  5. Brocoli - Brock
  6. NiTeRiDeR - Justin (Possibly my g.f)
  7. Average player - Tim

Someone answer this question:

How many peices of i.d. do you need & do they scan them.

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  1. Dip - Derek
  2. Dips friend
  3. NeveR - Jon
  4. NeveRs friend
  5. Brocoli - Brock
  6. NiTeRiDeR - Justin (Possibly my g.f)
  7. Average player - Tim
  8. s14_2Nv - Phil
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I can’t picture you needing anything more than a drivers license.

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I can’t picture you needing anything more than a drivers license.[/quote]

yea i got that, but are they gunna scan them??

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why?
you not 18?

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Im not sure about this one, last time I tryed this both my parachutes didn’t open…, but what are the odds of that happening twice in a row?.. Yeah Im in.

  1. Dip - Derek
  2. Dips friend
  3. NeveR - Jon
  4. NeveRs friend
  5. Brocoli - Brock
  6. NiTeRiDeR - Justin (Possibly my g.f)
  7. Average player - Tim
  8. s14_2Nv - Phil
  9. Toronto240sx - John

…Oh yeah after the chutes failed to open I woke up just before the landing :lol:

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Then you’re boinked.

If you think you have a chance at surviving you can fan out and slow yourself down a bit and then land on ur legs.

Or if you want to go out with some glory you just go head-first.[/quote]

lol…straight up

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nono
he will be issued a full refund and an apoligy will be given for teh faulty equipment, to ensure there are no hard feelings

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why not make his next jump free?

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  1. Dip - Derek
  2. Dips friend
  3. NeveR - Jon
  4. NeveRs friend
  5. Brocoli - Brock
  6. NiTeRiDeR - Justin (Possibly my g.f)
  7. Average player - Tim
  8. s14_2Nv - Phil
  9. Toronto240sx - John
  10. Theo23 - Theo
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  1. Dip - Derek
  2. Dips friend
  3. NeveR - Jon
  4. NeveRs friend
  5. Brocoli - Brock
  6. NiTeRiDeR - Justin (Possibly my g.f)
  7. Average player - Tim
  8. s14_2Nv - Phil
  9. Toronto240sx - John
  10. Theo23 - Theo
  11. Bing

i’ll prolly bring at least one person too, unless i just come up with Theo

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so it looks like we are going on the 12th
best way to celebrate fathers day
his son/daughter being stupid enough to throw them selves out of a plane
i can think of a better present

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You took the words right out of my head. :lol:

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come on you pussys, we are a week out, we need more ppl signed up
btw if we get 15 ppl we still get 15% off