Ok here I am at work, nothing to do (at the current moment) so I shall entertain you all…
A long time ago (well, not so long, maybe yesterday) Agent 8) was out having some :drinkers: with some :partyman: which consequently led to some :vom:. Little did you know that Agent 8) was actually a government :rambo. Now, Agent 8) hooked up with Madam :girl who was an informant for the notorious gang leader Jose :senior and the wild :devil. The information Mada :girl gave to Agent 8) was from the ultra reliable :google: which offered in detail the next meeting location of Jose :senior and the wild :devil.
Agent 8) loaded up with his usual tools of the trade :rambo and prepared for the mission. In the meantime, Madam :girl was not who she really was, she was actually Jose :senior 's mistress. Madam :girl tipped off Jose :senior who then had his gang the wild :devil to prepare for him.
Agent 8) had a few :drinkers: before heading out on his mission. He double checked :google: to confirm where they were going and set out on his mission to finish off Jose :senior and his gang the wild :devil. Agent 8) snuck past the guards seeminglessly with the help of :thunder:. Just before he entered the mansion Madam :girl snuck up behind Agent 8) and pulled out some :ninja:. Agent 8), with his quick spy skills subdued Madam :girl with his :starwars: and eliminated Madam :girl with deadly military precision.
Agent 8) knowing his cover was blown burst through the doors and did a little bit of this:
:guns
All of a sudden Jose :senior steps out and draws his sword, Agent 8) grabbed one off of the mantel and had an epic :fencing: in which lasted for too long to describe in this pointless post.
Anyways, the point is that Jose :senior died and Agent 8) got back to his usual :drinkers: and :partyman: leading to :vom: and finishing the day with his :pimp: