Yeah, so I have way too much time on my hands…or studying is driving me temporarily insane…
One day Mr. 8) was out for some :drinkers: and having lots of fun :!: Him and some of his buddies were tossing back some :partyman: when suddenly a :box broke out. Mr. 8) jumped in to save the day and so he did and he was . The next day he was driving to work, when he got out of the car he was :axe: He ran like a mofo then whipped out :fencing: once he rocked the bad guy he sat at his desk. His boss came about and told Mr. 8) to do a :contract: . Mr. 8) didn’t like it so he reached under his desk and pulled out :rambo then went :guns . Darth Vader suddenly appeared and Mr. 8) got into a :starwars: . Mr. 8) won and then went home to :phones: . The SWAT team came with :rambo and went :guns on Mr. 8) for what he did in the office and now Mr 8) is with :devil .
Hahahaha thats awesome. But what is this “studying” you speak of? Is it one of those words they use in “school” because all my memories of that place are currently being erased.
you forgot the best part when Mr. 8) went to the bar busted his moves out :stickman: found himself a :girl :gotcha and got into some hot an heavy… action
ha ha, its a place, particularly college, where you have a few :drinkers: and good times with :partyman: which ultimately results in :vom: but not me, I behave myself :angel
But then Mr. 8) found out during the :anal that the she was a he, especially when he got :poke by something in the eye when he was trying to do some . Poor Mr. 8) was so :oops:!
He immediately :vom:, and thought that doing some hardcore :drinkers: would help him forget the problem. Soon enough, he felt a bit :rolleyes: about the situation, so he decided to go home and take a . Little did he know, his “partner” had been taping the whole thing, and then posted it on the . Uh, I mean :pcgeek .
Later on that week, Mr. 8) 's best friend was looking around on :google:, and found the tape! He thought :wtf: and presented the :not: to Mr. 8)! Mr. 8) thought of plausible deniability, and said :pics: .
Mr. 8) 's friend showed the video to him off his :floppy:, and so Mr. 8) decided there was only one thing he could do. He :axe: his friend around the house, until he made his friend :prayer: for his life. Then Mr. 8) made his friend promise to kill the hermaphrodite who’d caused the problem. Mr. 8) 's friend had listened to too much NWA, and thought he was all hard and could get out of legal trouble with something called a “gat”.
Mr. 8) 's friend went to the hermaphrodite’s house, crept up to a back window, and saw the hermaphrodite :readingxxx: obtained from michael jackson’s bedroom. Mr. 8) 's friend noticed that the hermaphrodite wasn’t paying attention, and so it was really easy to :reddot: .
Mr. 8) 's friend left the house, running from the sound of police cars approaching, knowing that he would get some serious :club: if he was caught…
Mr. 8) became a hired :rambo and got hired by :senior who needed senor :cool assassinated. Mr. 8) agreed with the terms and conditions and went out to do his work. He got on to the :pcgeek and went to :google: to look up senor :cool. Apparantly he was the :king of the drug trade and was heavily protected. So Mr. 8) gave some :twocents: to a to find out all the info and did and Mr. 8) was impressed with the results. He needed to find a way into the fortress so Mr 8) had to do some :robin action. He broke through the glass and there was senor :cool . Mr. 8) and senor :cool got into a :guns but both ran out of ammo. On the wall were some lightsabers and :starwars: . Mr. 8) got his hand chopped off and senor :cool said…Mr. 8) …I am your father…
. The next day he was driving to work, when he got out of the car he was :axe: He ran like a mofo then whipped out :fencing: once he rocked the bad guy he sat at his desk. His boss came about and told Mr. 8) to do a :contract: . Mr. 8) didn’t like it so he reached under his desk and pulled out :rambo then went :guns . Darth Vader suddenly appeared and Mr. 8) got into a :starwars: . Mr. 8) won and then went home to :phones: . The SWAT team came with :rambo and went :guns on Mr. 8) for what he did in the office and now Mr 8) is with :devil .
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. Little did he know, his “partner” had been taping the whole thing, and then posted it on the 
. Uh, I mean :pcgeek .
and :balloons:
. Just after they finished all
all over :rambo … someone continue