Oh! It’s been a quest for the last few months to take a picture of that Regal. I still haven’t gotten one. Either my camera isn’t with me, my phone’s batteries die, or he makes an escape while I’m sitting in traffic. He’s a slick one, that snake. I see that thing all over Hamburg, and I wonder if he lives in the trailer park on 20. There used to be a few cars there that we referred to at work as the “stripy cars”, covered in every Pep Boys stripe, molding, fake chrome sticker, and bolt on piece of shit possible. This one looks like their style. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.