So I'm takin a dump at work...

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had to go pretty bad so I couldn’t make it to one of the nicer bathrooms UB has. So I go to the closest available bathroom.

I must say it has some nice literature to read, all political hate, got a good laugh. So someone comes in during mid turd. I pinch it off, because for what ever reason its embarassing for someone to know you are taking a dump, when everyone does it. Thank god, he didn’t know I was in there, because faintly i start to hear it… In a fresh off the boat Asian voice…

“Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna…”

so covering my mouth holding back the laughter, I wait for it, hoping for it…

“to get you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty”

A Pause…

“WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I BEND THE BLOCK
PULL UP ON…”

I Burst out laughing from the stall, and I hear him just haul ass out of the bathroom. He hit the door soooo hard I heard a loud “OOmph” when he hit it…

Best crapper moment of my life as of yet

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Wait, let me get this straight.

Dude was singing some shitty ass pop song while taking a piss?

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you completely ripped this off of that cellphone commercial you theif.

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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lol i love how funny that is.

i’ve immitated that commercial once or twice before also, fortunately no one was around.

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[quote=“Zong,post:3,topic:33218"”]

you completely ripped this off of that cellphone commercial you theif.

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I’ve seen the commercial… and he was mimicing it you dick

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:rubicant: :zong: :gay2:

edit: in that case, you should have shat on his head.

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i dont believe it

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[quote=“Zong,post:3,topic:33218"”]

you completely ripped this off of that cellphone commercial you theif.

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+1… it never happened

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD”"]

had to go pretty bad so I couldn’t make it to one of the nicer bathrooms UB has. So I go to the closest available bathroom.

I must say it has some nice literature to read, all political hate, got a good laugh. So someone comes in during mid turd. I pinch it off, because for what ever reason its embarassing for someone to know you are taking a dump, when everyone does it. Thank god, he didn’t know I was in there, because faintly i start to hear it… In a fresh off the boat Asian voice…

“Girl, I been shaking, sticking and moving tryna…”

so covering my mouth holding back the laughter, I wait for it, hoping for it…

“to get you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty
Tryna get to you and that booty”

A Pause…

“WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN I BEND THE BLOCK
PULL UP ON…”

I Burst out laughing from the stall, and I hear him just haul ass out of the bathroom. He hit the door soooo hard I heard a loud “OOmph” when he hit it…

Best crapper moment of my life as of yet

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riggght, you fucking biter, making up stories about commercials? :tdown:

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  1. I listen to shit like Hatebreed, Slayer, Every Time I Die. So clearly the only way i would hear of this song was from the commercial.
  2. I’m well aware its a commercial, hence why it was soooo funny
  3. UB is 95% asian people
  4. the Shitter is in baldy, I was in the handicapped stall, baldy hall is loaded with foreigners
  5. I’ve mimic’d the commercial too when i was alone

[quote=“sureshot!,post:5,topic:33218"”]

lol i love how funny that is.

i’ve immitated that commercial once or twice before also, fortunately no one was around.

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so has he
7) I’m rather confident everyone on the internet knows about this commercial, so why would I try to pass the idea off as my own.

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I use to whistle the inspector gadget theme while pissing, people give you weird looks

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that

is

classic

only you man, only you

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[quote=“66impalass,post:12,topic:33218"”]

I use to whistle the inspector gadget theme while pissing, people give you weird looks

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Did you unzip and say “Go go gadget penis!”?

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rofl

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:11,topic:33218"”]

  1. I’m rather confident everyone on the internet knows about this commercial, so why would I try to pass the idea off as my own.

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Apparently i suck at the internet, cause ihave no idea about what is being talked about. i’ll have to youtube it later

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e-40 rules

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[quote=“Griff,post:16,topic:33218"”]

Apparently i suck at the internet, cause ihave no idea about what is being talked about. i’ll have to youtube it later

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Same here. But I don’t watch much TV.

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[quote=“boxxa,post:19,topic:33218"”]

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[quote=“ILCisDEAD,post:6,topic:33218"”]

I’ve seen the commercial… and he was mimicing it you dick

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:clap: n00b…