…while washing/drying my hands in the men’s washroom, I make funny
faces in the mirror.
And as I’m about to walk away, I start to wonder if its’ a two-way mirror
and I’m being watched. :noes:
Then I walk back to my desk all mature and stuff hoping no one saw. :hsugh:
paranoia indicates that you are gay.
I sometimes feel like i’m living the Truman Show.
hahahaha
I wanna see Gonad get busted doing that… i.e. co-worker walking into the washroom giving him the :wtf: face
i had my headphones on while using the urinal once. And the song made me dance a little.
My coworker walked in as i was doing the macarena with my dick out.
I bet he quickly got on his knees and sucked on it.
And you enjoyed it. :naughty:
ROFL! 
When Im using the bathroom at work I sometimes walk backwards while pissing to see how far I can stand from the toilet and still get it in.
All I know is that I should get hired by the fire department.
Sometimes I do it with the ladies too, I try to get the money shot on a designated target, it’s great when I hit the target but sometimes it’s not so great when I miss and they get it in the eye or ear, they don’t like that very much.
Jizztex?
Not these again…
I can feel the creative juces flowing