Yes this thread is about exactly what you thought it wouldnt be about.
a regular day at the office, working away at whatever when all of a sudden you realise upon manual inspection that, out of nowhere, you have a full erection.
further inspection reveals that you are not the least bit upset about it
inspecting further still yields that you are actually sorta pleased with the event.
some would say that 10+ years after puberty you shouldnt have these random occurances, i say those people are jealous.
discuss.
perhaps this should be moved to the ‘all that is man’ thread.
sometimes when im making a pizza i get a boner. i’ll be putting the toppings on the pizza and my penis will rub against the pizza station. if i do this long enough, i will have a boner by the time i put the pizza in the oven. this puts me in a bad postition because then im forced to stand in the corner and think about baseball. or micheal jackson. sing some song lyrics to myself. dont want to poke anybody.
also, sometimes when im driving around i’ll get a boner. then i get out to bring people food and i have a boner poking from my shorts. that cant be good for business.
this is a key move actually, i use it often. its tough though because i dont own any underwear.
nah, i think it is because last night melissa and i made wicked-wet pig sex and i jizzed all over my bed cause i missed where i was aiming for, well i hit the various targets most of the time but i over shot a few and made a big mess.
i wasnt specifically thinking about that, but subconsciously i dont think about anything else.
i’m quite pleased that so many people here are familiar with this phenomenon, i thought maybe it would have been taboo, fortunately we’re all horny young men here with little else on the mind but our nuts.
It used to be real badass in the military when you’d be sitting at your desk and the Captain and some of his entourage would walk in, and you’d have to stand up. They didn’t even talk to me that day…